Hey. These things are horrible. I don't know how to describe myself. If you have questions, shoot me an ask. I truly am friendly and accepting. ^_^ Gender: Female Preferred Pronouns: She, Her, Hers
Allons-y!

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

3 hours ago on July 24th | J | 19,752 notes

So this just happened.

modmad:

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My sincerest apologies to the random dude that I just French dipped in public and then proceeded to make a comic about.

holy crap this made its way back onto my dash why are there that many notes there should not be that many

3 hours ago on July 24th | J | 253,514 notes
argentosgoblin:

fannywinkle:

“plop.”

too good not to reblog

argentosgoblin:

fannywinkle:

“plop.”

too good not to reblog

12 hours ago on July 24th | J | 303,514 notes
Do it for the vine, Romeo
Mercutio, probably (via bossuetjolymusichetta)
12 hours ago on July 24th | J | 191,558 notes
DO NOT DO IT FOR THE VINE, ROMEO
benvolio, probably (via gentleromeo)
12 hours ago on July 24th | J | 176,038 notes
thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

12 hours ago on July 24th | J | 308,086 notes

thecompanionsdoctor:

dizzyondreams:

hiatusisso2yearsago:

hiatusisso2yearsago:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

stumpxvx:

dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

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some more gems:

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this post just gets better and better

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12 hours ago on July 24th | J | 483,370 notes

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

14 hours ago on July 24th | J | 167,033 notes
16 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 17,699 notes

tehjai:

steel-plated-hearts:

a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into

Jenna B. Lacey, age eleven, knew exactly what she was going to do with her life.

She was…

16 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 183,128 notes
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